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Joke of the Day

"Scientists have proved that there are two things in the air that cause women to get pregnant. Their legs."

"What's worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom eating his way out."

"Why does Euler's Number say it's ""going number 2"" when it pees? Because its natural log is 1. I'll show myself out now."

"How to you circumcise a catholic boy? Kick the priest in the jaw!"

"I've put something aside for a rainy day. It's an umbrella."

"Life is like box of chocolates ... it doesn't last long for the fat people."

"Tall people don't need to be inspirational Everyone already looks up to them."

"What did the leper say to the prostitute after their session? ""Keep the tip."""

"Why girls want to be mermaids 1. No pants 2. No periods 3. Perfect hair 4. You get to lure men to their deaths 5. Free clam bra"

"A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it."