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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people? Dead people had lives."
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"Pigs What is s pig's least favorite game"
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"A man walks into a library and asks for a book on tides. The librarian says, ""I'm sorry sir, that's just gone out."""
"You are ugly!... A drunk guy screams at a woman: ""You are ugly!"". The woman replies: ""You are drunk!"" Guy: ""At least in my case, tomorrow I wont be anymore."""
"What does a 72 year old snatch taste like? Depends..."