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Joke of the Day
"I've never been to Prague... But I've always wanted to Czech it out!"
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"What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name? Sweet pee."
"If you need to rush somewhere, carry a fire extinguisher. Nobody will stop a person running with a fire extinguisher."
"What did the topic sentence say to the evidence? Why aren't you supporting me?"
"I can't stand the kids of this generation. It's always meme, meme, meme."
"Puts cardboard cutout of myself at my desk a week ago* Receives check* Dang I just got a raise"
"Pornstars would make pretty good lawyers... People wouldn't mind getting fucked by them!"
"Using dog shampoo when I run out of cat shampoo because I ran out of human shampoo a week ago."
"My girlfriend is getting bored of my obsession with pretending to be a detective, she's suggested we should split up. It's a good idea, we'll cover more ground that way."
"Knew a guy who wore a shirt that just said ""hentai"" to work knowing his boss couldn't write him up without admitting he knew what hentai is"