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Joke of the Day
"Using dog shampoo when I run out of cat shampoo because I ran out of human shampoo a week ago."
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"How do you confuse one whom is gay? Seven"
"Anyone who's says, ""It's better to have loved and lost than to never have loved at all"", has obviously never gone through a divorce."
"My GF arrives in town next week. I'm so excited! I just hope that all the tension w/ Russia doesn't make U.S. immigration hold up the mail."
"I named my dick ""the fear of god"" now when my parents ask what im doing with my girlfriend i tell them im putting the fear of god in her"
"Minesweeper What Hitler called his cleaning lady."
"What does Jesus do with all the money he gets from church tithings? Jesus saves."
"I like to thanks my fingers,I can always count on them,my arm,they're always by my side,and my leg for always supporting me"
"Jeffrey Tambor walks into a bar and spots Stephen Tobolowsky... He says, ""Have I seen you somewhere before?"""
"The Zen Master ordered a hotdog and said..... I want one with everything"