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Joke of the Day

"Knew a guy who wore a shirt that just said ""hentai"" to work knowing his boss couldn't write him up without admitting he knew what hentai is"

"What does a junkie use for protection during sex? a bus shelter"

"How did the tugboat get aids... It was rear-ended by a fairy."

"What do blondes do after they comb their hair? They pull up their pants."

"I hate it when homeless people shake their Change cups at me..... I get it, you have more money than me. No need to be a dick about it."

"Did you guys see the lunar eclipse the other night? I missed it, the earth was in the way."

"I want to be a dog and have someone feed me treats for sitting down."

"Gas is under $2 a gallon and Suge just killed a guy... Looks like the '90's are back!!"

"I don't know why these Jehovah's Witnesses won't give me their addresses in case I think of something more to shout at them."

"The local pedophile claims he got a perfect score on his SAT back in the day. Said it was as easy as giving candy to a baby."