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Joke of the Day
"Puts cardboard cutout of myself at my desk a week ago* Receives check* Dang I just got a raise"
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"Today's joke from Russian-language Internet ""You know, they've built a George Orwell memorial in Russia!"" 'What? Where?"" ""Pretty much everywhere."""
"Auto-correct changed my ""I'm tired"" to ""shut the fuck up, you unemployed bitch""."
"On the list of things I fear the most, ""death"" comes in as a close second to ""audience participation"""
"What kind of genie only grants wishes to men? A misogenie."
"Have you heard that they're filming the first porno in space. They're calling it smutnik"
"Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital? He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!"
"An Australian man wakes up in the hospital... ... he says, ""Doctor, was I brought here to die?"" The doctor replies, ""No, you were brought here yester-die"""
"The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room."
"stay safe this international men's day. make sure your man is at least 165 degrees in the center"