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Joke of the Day

"Russian 'Matreshka' Doll store is looking for a senior manager... also a manager, a junior manager and a junior manager's assistant."

"Every time you use a q-tip... you turn a q into an o"

"The truth is out there; it just hasn't been indexed well."

"Forgetting what you went into the kitchen to get is one thing but, it's darn scary when you can't remember why you went into the bathroom!"

"If you are a woman and you like men that wear glasses... I am full of specs appeal."

"How to Make A Cat Go Woof"

"I'm being managed by Don King again"

"Laura Bassett must be an alcoholic... She couldn't even wait for the game to finish before she hit the bar!"

"If a baby horse swears at it's mother, would this be classed as foal language?"

"As a janitor, you wouldn't believe the shit I have to clean up. http://m.imgur.com/cjYphZQ"