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Joke of the Day
"Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends."
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"What does a tickle me Elmo get before it leaves the factory? Two test tickles"
"Why cant billy ride the swings? he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there? Not billy"
"I want to be the guy in a rap song that justs says YEA"
"I want to be a brick layer, I'm shittin bricks left and right.haha"
"I hate when kangaroos say they're going to ""hop in the shower"" and expect you to laugh like you've never heard it before."
"How did the Jewish man take advantage of the wasted girl at the bar? He had her pay his tab!"
"I love it when you call me Medium Poppa! Throw your hands in the air if you's a moderately attractive single lady with no kids or debt!"
"A hotdog and a hamburger are haveing a pooping contest... The hamburger is winning. In order to ketchup, the hotdog mustard."
"Always thought my Chinese neighbor was super religious... Turns out he was just playing all the time. Just came up with this. I'll show myself out."