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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna make a run for the border, but I remembered I'm in Canada so nah"
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"Go to subway and order the Jared Fogle. 38 year old meat between 10 year old buns."
"What do you call a blind German? A nat-zee"
"A sheep,a pot and a snake walk together then fall of a cliff... *Baah Dum Tssssss*"
"Dear Hollywood, When you adapt a book into a movie here's a novel idea: try reading it first for a change. Assholes."
"I once played the back end of a wasp in a pantomime play. But I thought I was the bees' knees..."
"Studies show that most New Yorkers are offended by 9/11 jokes. The study also revealed that they thought the other 2/11 jokes were funny."
"I heard they wanted to do an Asian version of Drive but there's already a movie called Crash."
"What do you call a woman who misses her period? Fucked"
"Been a while since I've gone on Spring Break. How many wet T-shirts should I pack?"