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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna make a run for the border, but I remembered I'm in Canada so nah"

"Whoever first said ""No news is good news"" never had their cable & Internet go out for two days"

"What do you call an African-American baby that has tragically died and now has it's wings ? A bat."

"Did you hear about the Chinese brother's that tried to start a German Empire? Turns out two Wongs don't make a Reich."

"Hate when my GF asks me to hold her purse at the grocery store line cause I really don't like being that guy holding two purses."

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming like the passengers in his car."

"Live today like it's your last day. But pay bills and dress appropriately just in case it isn't."

"I tried uploading my sex tape to PornHub. I got error 404 file not found :("

"Carbon was under a lot of pressure from his parents to marry Silicon so Carbon gave her a diamond."

"Why should you never trust an atom? They make everything up!"