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Joke of the Day
"Is your refrigerator running? Because if so, I might vote for it."
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"Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping? To look for the lowest prices."
"Q:what do you catch when you go ice fishing A:a cold"
"What kind of doctor deals with pussies? A whinecologist."
"Pretty sure that Twitter is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people."
"How did the burglar get into the house? Intruder window"
"Just for once I wanna be able to explain after I say ""I can explain."""
"What is Trump's favorite animated movie? WALL-E"
"Why are none talking in the ladies sauna? They are sitting on their lips!"
"If she wants to be chased, she better steal my pizza or something"