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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an angry Iron Man at a Skrillex concert? Stark Raving Mad"

"If I built a crime fighting robot I'd make his penis the gun. He'd also be programmed to say ""no homo"" before shooting a guy in the face."

"How to ruin a joke: By reposting it several times in less than an hour"

"Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I don't have & waste an entire day without having a life."

"My boys and I plan to rob the super glue factory.. By the way the plan looks, things will be hard to pull off."

"Policeman: I've had my eye on you for some time now. Young Lady: That's funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding."

"When my Great Grandmother was a kid she asked her dad for a ring with a cat on it. Her father replied with stick your finger up the cats ass."

"What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit"

"What do farts and children have in common? You love your own, but hate everyone else's."

"That'll do it! How do you kill a vegetarian vampire? You stab him with a steak to the heart."