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Joke of the Day
"If at first you don't succeed try try a gun"
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"What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common? Both want to be real boys"
"I just read an article about a woman who killed her husband, boiled his body, and turned it into homemade jelly she kept in her pantry! It was really jarring."
"No one is more productive than a guy who's been laying on the couch for two hours and suddenly realizes his wife will be home in 5 minutes."
"So most foot longs at Subway are 7$ not 5$. I'm not mad that it's more money. I'm just mad that I sing their tunes of false advertisement"
"What do you call a prostitude asking for a ride? A Hictchooker"
"A blind guy walks into the kitchen.... ...and picks up a cheese grater. Runs his fingers up and down the grater: ""who the f*ck wrote these stupid things?"""
"I have all the money I'll ever need if I die by 4:00 p.m. today."
"A girl Unfollowed Me !!! A girl unfollowed me wen i replied ""nice one"" to her tweet.I guess i should have said ""nice two"". ;)"
"It's been said that bird droppings on the shoulder is good luck... That's crap."