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Joke of the Day

"A blind guy walks into the kitchen.... ...and picks up a cheese grater. Runs his fingers up and down the grater: ""who the f*ck wrote these stupid things?"""

"Two pigs went to a party, one got boared and came home."

"What do Australians and wetting yourself in the basement have in common? They're both incontinence down under."

"WIFE: Can you send these party invites out? ME: Sure *throws them out window* WIFE: Did you- ME: If they're meant to come, they'll come."

"Having kids can really strengthen a marriage. My wife and I never had a common enemy before."

"I hadn't seen my girlfriend for a while... When she saw me, she said, ""Wow, your hands are so soft!"" ""But... where have you been working out?"""

"My friend entred me in a double-entendre competition That's it."

"[Morgan Freeman voice] Isolated from his group, this penguin will not survive [penguin voice] Hey dude, I can hear you."

"What are the two biggest lies when working for a large corporation? ""Hello. I'm from the head office and I'm here to help you"" ""Welcome. We're glad to have you"""

"The 4 Kinds of Clickbait Jokes:"