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Joke of the Day

"My sister graduated from college over a year ago and is still unemployed... I found her sobbing on the couch so I asked, ""having an existential cry, sis?"""

"But seriously- how do Superheroes even go to the bathroom? I mean, look at their costumes."

"People keep asking Me why I created mosquitoes. To bite you repeatedly and give you malaria, that's why."

"There are 3 types of people in the world Those who can count and can't count"

"Golf Tip: Be sure and yell ""FORE"" before throwing your golf club at a jogger."

"How to test your dog's IQ A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog's IQ. Here's how it works: If you spend $19.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you."

"Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse? They couldn't fit."

"When I can't tell someone's gender, I kick the closest toddler and see how they react."

"Did you hear about the Mexican guy who cheated on his wife? It was really sad and now he only sees his kids on weekends."

"Gay jokes aren't funny. Butt fuck it."