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Joke of the Day
"What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ? Let's go get Jobs."
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"What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon."
"Why don't birds ever wear underwear? Because their pecker is on their head."
"What do you NEVER call a black man? a friend"
"They gave the scarecrow an award for being outstanding in his field. When he accepted the honor he pointed to his parents in the crowd and said, ""What can I say... Hay, it's in my jeans."""
"What did one fetus say to the other? Guess were wombmates! *drops mic*"
"What is tangled rope in space called? Astro-knot"
"What do humans and sharks have in common? The great ones are always white."
"Auto-correct is the new... Is Auto-correct the new Freudian dick? Or Is Anal-correct the new Freudian slip?"
"What is Trump's favorite book? 50 Shades of Grey: the story of a billionaire dominating and fucking a dumb American."