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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a Mountain Lion and a Guppy? A Guppy likes to muck around the fountain; a Lion likes to fuck around the Mountain."

"I can really relate to eminem in ""8 mile"" because my moms spaghetti is really bad too"

"Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ? He was the skipper !"

"What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino? A helephino. (Hellifiknow)"

"WRITER: A drifter & a rich lady fall in love WALT DISNEY: Can they be dogs? WR: A woman steals a couple's baby WD: Can the baby be 101 dogs?"

"ELI5: Why do i suck at posting in the right sub?"

"You know why when you look up and see birds flying in a V pattern, one side seems longer than the other? More birds on that side."

"What's Ron Jeremy's favorite shape? Erectangle"

"The key ingredients for a successful diet : Duct tape Rope Rat poison Shovel Bag of lime Alibi What?...wait. Wrong list."

"What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait ? His portrait only need one nail"