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Joke of the Day
"I just threw a rock at a guy who was getting Subway breakfast. He understood why."
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"Where did Pedobear go to college? Brigham Young"
"""if inventimg a machine that alows man to soar through the air is wrong, i dont want to be Wright"" - Wright brother, invemtor of airplabe"
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Blurgblurgblurg"
"What is the difference between a Ferrari and 4 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage"
"It's okay to smoke weed in the rain, but don't in hail"
"How come the Government knows when I don't file my taxes, and when I leave the country, and when I take a shit - but still needs a census?"
"A fondue party... But instead of bread, it's more cheese. And instead of people, it's even more cheese."
"I scream. You scream. We all scream. I'm not supposed to be at this slumber party."
"Why did the elevator take antidepressants? It was feeling down"