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Joke of the Day

"Blood is thicker than water. Maple syrup is thicker than blood. So pancakes are more important than family. There, I said it."

"What did the Alabama State sheriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times? The worst case of suicide he has ever seen."

"""to my son, i leave my bathroom scale"" the lawyer sighs ""because where theres a will, theres a weigh. to my wife, i leave my last high five"""

"I went down to the local Pub and I came home with this great joke told to me by a baby. Goo goo ga ga gah?"

"What's the difference between a reindeer and a caribou? Caribou can't fly."

"What does wearing Crocs and getting your dick sucked by a dude I have in common? They both feel really good but when you look down you know you're gay."

"And then the Lord said unto thee ""any social media site besides Facebook asking for prayers shall go unanswered."" Matthew 4:23"

"What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? A Hippo is heavy and a Zippo is a little lighter."

"Women are like modern art... They're hard to figure out, and we're not really sure if they even have a purpose."

"What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free? The Internship"