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Joke of the Day
"DBZA Joke! Frieza: How do you work the Dragon Balls? Nail: Did you work the shaft?"
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"My girlfriend is like my bike. Some black guy stole her from me too."
"More like ""science UN-fair"" *I walk away in slo-mo. The building explodes with baking soda lava* *I roll a smoke with my 2nd place ribbon"
"Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi? Because attachments are forbidden."
"people who can fall asleep quickly freak me out don't they have thoughts"
"""What's the difference between sin and shame?"" ""It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out."""
"If you ever find yourself being attacked by a gang of clowns... ...go for the juggler."
"What's the difference between oral sex and...... Brussel Sprouts? If you're forced to have either as a kid you're going to hate it as an adult."
"Phone Women are like IPhones, you have to touch them all over before they respond! Men are like Blackberrys, rub one ball and everything moves!"
"What do you call an unemployed Rastafarian? Jah bless."