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Joke of the Day

"In poland stainless steel is a lot cheaper... However it only applies to the version made in their own country, Stainless Steel Polish...."

"Two surgeons are laughing during an operation when a dermatologist walks by... ""What's so funny?"" asks the dermatologist. ""Sorry, it's a inside joke."" replies the surgeon."

"No matter how hard I tried to push the envelope... It was still stationery."

"My dog reacts to the vacuum cleaner the same way I react when my wife says ""We need to talk""."

"Wife: Who is it? Me [hand over phone]: The police, they say it's now illegal to fake throw a ball Dog in other room: [hangs up his phone]"

"I heard that comedians never tell jokes about the Jonestown massacre. The punchline is too long."

"How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster? About Ye big."

"I decided to live at the gym, it was free! Because of squatter's rights."

"Girls must gain like a 4 point bump after you've had a few drinks. Cause I'm in a bar in Greece, and these dames around me look like a 5 right now."

"What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare!"