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Joke of the Day

"In poland stainless steel is a lot cheaper... However it only applies to the version made in their own country, Stainless Steel Polish...."

"That was easy... Said Yoda, after to Staples he went."

"This speech will be very hard for Hillary Clinton... She isn't getting paid for it"

"What do you call a sour black man? Vinigger."

"How did the mathematician deal with his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil"

"I called the sexual abuse hotline for help. ...Apparently it's only for victims"

"There are two kinds of people in this world. People who say they piss in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."

"I was grilling, and dropped a hamburger patty Now it's ground beef"

"Like that scene in 'The Revenant' where Leo is mauled by the bear but it's just me at your wedding reception dancing with your grabby aunt."

"Man walks into doctors office with a frog on his head... Doctor: can i help you? Frog: yeah, get this thing off my ass!"