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Joke of the Day

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I don't mind running a 5k, but my friends want to run in a 10k and I don't like 10ks"

"Imagine a sister store to Cold Stone Creamery where you can buy a bucket of mashed potatoes with ""mix-ins."" Hot Mash Potatery"

"A man goes to the restroom, and leaves his drink with a note ""I spit into it"", to avoid it getting stolen He comes back and finds another note: ""me too"""

"(Classic) Just flew in from England And boy are my arms tired. (Classic)"

"I went out clubbing in the village last night. People looked concerned when i came back covered in blood. I was more concerned about my club."

"Moms are like feet [NSFW] The more you talk about them in public, the more everyone assumes you want to have sex with them."

"The first messenger to say ""Don't kill the messenger"" definitely got killed in the face."

"College guy: How do you like it? Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt ~Get outta the gutter pervs"

"One of the main differences between men and women Is the meaning of the phrase, ""I used an entire box of tissues watching that movie."""

"How do you confuse a straight person? Tell them they're straight."