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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the restroom, and leaves his drink with a note ""I spit into it"", to avoid it getting stolen He comes back and finds another note: ""me too"""

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"A distraught farmer asked a preacher what would happen if he killed a beaver who had begun working near the canal by his farm. ""Damned if you do, dammed if you don't."""
"My girlfriend asked me to send her a dick pic. But my panorama app kept crashing."
"*exercises sarcastically*"
"There are some days when I just really do not want to wake up early and go to work. I call these days Monday Friday."
"(pretending to be well-read to impress a girl) War and Peace? Yeah I loved that one ""What was your favorite part?"" I'd have to say the Peace"
"What do lesbians use to get on top of a building? A scissor lift."
"Black Widow movie slated for this fall A documentary on the aftermath of Baltimore"
"What do you call a bunch of black dudes in a shed... Antique garden tools."
"Which Donald Trump quote is both racist and misogynistic at the same time? No Juan has more respect for women than I do."