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Joke of the Day

"Imagine a sister store to Cold Stone Creamery where you can buy a bucket of mashed potatoes with ""mix-ins."" Hot Mash Potatery"

"Why did Ayn Rand lose the pool tournament? She wouldn't play on a regulation size table"

"I have this theory that McDonald's hamburgers are actually made out of their employees. That's why they're always hiring."

"The other day I saw Denzel Washington walking down the street. I shouted to him ,""Hey Denzel!"" He responded, ""Does every black man look like Denzel Washington to you?"" Classic Denzel."

"I don't blame sharks. If someone walked into my house and started splashing around in my bath, I'd bite their leg off too."

"""What's for dinner?"" Updog & chips. ""Does updog have gluten in it?"" No..wait..you're supposed to say... ""You know I can't have gluten Karen"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cam ! Cam who ? Camalot is where King Arthur lived !"

"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other."

"Cool joke i found on the internet (very clever) If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to your ego and jump down to your IQ level."

"Everyone prepare yourself for National ""How is it May already?"" Day coming up tomorrow where people who don't know how calendars work tweet."