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Joke of the Day

"Beef Jerky Did you hear about that new kind of Porno where a slut from Vietnam gives a cow a hand job? It's called Beef Jerky. http://earlmcgerd.tumblr.com/"

"*boyfriend calls girlfriend* Bf: ""Hey Babe, I love you!"" Gf: ""we're breaking up"" Bf: ""no we're not, I can hear you just fine."""

"Why are all the guys banging hot chicks in porn fat and ugly? I don't know, but sign me up!"

"A Chinese baby was born prematurely. Parents named him Sudden Lee."

"In 2009 we lost Michael Jackson. Now we lost Neil Armstrong. We are running out of moon walkers"

"Items that are made from velcro... Are such a rip-off."

"What do you call a tick on the moon? A lunatic"

"How do you help someone with ADD or ADHD? Send them to a concentration camp!"

"It's not illegal to get in a taxi and scream until you've reached your destination."

"What's a gay couples least favorite fruit? Cantaloupe."