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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a vampire that drinks period blood? Cunt Dracula."

"A kiss makes my whole day Anal makes my hole weak"

"Did you hear about the guy who used the door knocker? He won a no bell prize. I'm sorry if this is a repost. I searched but couldn't find anything close."

"How did the baker put his opponent in checkmate? with an en croissant"

"I think that an XBox is the closest thing to a ""box"" that most gamers have ever seen. Clever branding Microsoft."

"I like my coffee like I like my men... I don't like coffee. I'm very straight."

"My ex-girlfriend... Bent my car's hood,but it was my fault a little bit too I was just a little bit over the legal speed."

"Me:OMG RYAN GOSLING DIED! Oh. His hair. He dyed his hair. Brown. Can U believe that was a story? Husband: I think it worked great. Me:Zip it"

"On the bright side, this is gonna be the most environmentally friendly olympics... On the bright side, this is gonna be the most environmentally friendly olympics, even the pools are going green."

"I finally found out why clickbait is so effective."