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Joke of the Day

"I think that an XBox is the closest thing to a ""box"" that most gamers have ever seen. Clever branding Microsoft."

"So there I was... ...balls deep in a man's ass. He turns around and asks ""Hey, can I have a reach-around?"" So I asked, ""What are you, gay?"""

"So I was going down on my grandmother the other day.. And her pussy tasted like horse semen. I had to stop myself for a second and think to myself ""Is this how she died?"""

"*gets summoned to the spider court* YOU ARE HEREBY CHARGED WITH THE CRUSHING OF 4 SPIDERS HOW DO YOU PLEAD? *places glass over spider judge*"

"My cat jumped off me unexpectedly, so I get it, Europe. I get it."

"Are people in wheelchairs okay with jokes being made about them? I don't know where they stand on the issue."

"Sometimes I wonder how vegans can survive off what little they can eat. Then I remember they just feed off attention."

"zombies break out in nyc we aint noticing for 4 days because the motto is ""MIND YA BUSINESS"""

"""How do fast food restaurants make so much money?"" [OC] ""They flip burgers for profit!"" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!"

"I've just been informed by a porn site that ""8 hot nymphos in my area are dying to meet me."" I'm understandably stoked."