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Joke of the Day

"I like my coffee like I like my men... I don't like coffee. I'm very straight."

"A woman's shoes say a lot about her feelings believe it or not. For example, if they're behind her ears, she likes you."

"What comes after the night of the Superbowl? The Superbowel"

"I wrote a poem today! Half of it is true. The other half is just a bunch of lies to make it rhyme."

"I once knew a soldier who suffered through both mustard gas and pepper spray. He was a seasoned veteran."

"They say that dog is mans best friend ... ... but I don't have enemies that stare me directly in the eye whilst taking a shit on my carpet"

"I was pleased with the first day of The World Cup, and even more pleased that it didn't turn into ""2 Girls, 1 World Cup"" as I had feared."

"Where does geography and geography meet? The Bermuda Triangle."

"The difference between running and jogging is that runners compete in races and joggers find dead bodies on Law and Order"

"Hey, did you hear about that man who flew so close to the sun he touched it in exactly one spot? After that, he was a real tan gent."