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Joke of the Day

"Biology Joke When a plant is sad, what do other plants do? Photosympathize"

"A girl on Facebook says it's officially too cold to go outside. Thank you for your official confirmation, Madison, I will remain indoors."

"Why do they call it GOLF? Because FUCK and SHIT were already taken."

"Schizophrenia I`m in two minds about it"

"What do the Patriots and Measles have in common? They both got to go to Disneyland, because some idiot decided to pass on something."

"When I'm away from my girlfriend, I feel incomplete... ... But I love it when we're together again, because she makes me feel hole."

"I bring our baby to the bar so I can throw her at people and slurp down their c**ktails while they're trying to catch her."

"Little Red Riding Hood is my favorite story about an idiot who can't tell the difference between a human and a wolf."

"I like my women like I like my coffee Bitter"

"Joe was really good at making movie trailers. There was just one problem *car honk* he didn't have access to the record scratch sound effect"