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Joke of the Day

"Little Red Riding Hood is my favorite story about an idiot who can't tell the difference between a human and a wolf."

"How do Reavers clean their spears? They run them through the Wash. (In honor of the late Shepard Book. RIP)"

"what's the deal with ""airplane food?"" newsflash, jerry: it's called jet fuel."

"What do you call a magician in a Dr. Seuss book? Who-dini"

"What do blacks and bicycles have in common? They both require chains to work. (no offense to black people intended)"

"I used to be terrible at Valentines' Day too... But then I took an arrow in the knee."

"Three types of people... There are three types of people in this world. Those who are odd, and those who literally can't even."

"Fucking cows... ...wouldn't recommend it."

"Did you hear they're gonna make a new TV show about Bruce growing up as an unloved child? They're gonna call it Punky Bruceter."

"Your Momma's so black she got counted absent at night school."