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Joke of the Day

"Leave it to the military to take a fun activity like a clusterfuck and put a negative spin on it."

"Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office? Because it was a mail dominated industry"

"What is the difference between a circus and a whorehouse?[NSFW[ One is an array of cunning stunts and the other is an array of stunning c*nts EDIT: R.I.P. inbox, this really blew up unexpectedly"

"Jokes that nerds tell I would tell you a NTP joke, but I don't have the time. Got any more"

"Making out with a blind girl... I made out with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said ""Nah, You're just pulling my leg."""

"Question: Why is divorce so expensive? Answer: Because it's worth it."

"Oh, so when a survivor takes an arrow to the head, it's a ""tragedy."" But when a zombie get hit, it's a ""good kill."" Hypocrites."

"I had to grease a lot of palms to get to where I am today *cut to me oiling up tropical trees* haha excellent"

"[wife gets home & sees shit on the rug] What's this? ""It was Rover he w.."" *dog makes throat slice gesture* ""It was me. I shit on the rug"""

"A priest, rapist, and pedophile walk into a bar He orders a drink"