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Joke of the Day
"If I was in that Malaysian airplane my wife would find it in 10 minutes.."
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"jomomma.ninja Jo Mamma is so Ninja, that even Chuck Norris sent her a Friend request."
"Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray? Because the label said, ""Contents Under Pressure"" Got this joke from my brother :D"
"I want cake, to get cake I must get dressed, to get dressed I have to get out of bed, to get out of bed I need cake."
"Doctor Doctor you've taken out my tonsils my adenoids my gall bladder my varicose veins and my appendix but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you !"
"My neighbors listen to great music... whether they like it or not."
"According to this bathroom stall, my ex changed her number again."
"What do you call a fish with no eye? A FSH"
"Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has it's pros and Khans"
"How many Mexicans does it take to build a.... never mind, they're done"