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Joke of the Day
"Why kill time when you can make it work for you?"
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"David Sedaris on Willie Nelson What's the last thing you want to hear when giving Willie Nelson a blow job? ""I'm not Willie Nelson"""
"When I become famous... I want to get a huge marble bust made in my image. But I'm getting ahead of myself."
"Stupidity is not a crime so you are free to go."
"They say when you shave it grows back thicker. Can't wait to see my new cock."
"My gf always tells me to shower her with compliments, but when I woke her up with the hose while calling her beautiful she yelled at me"