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Joke of the Day
"Any leftover cabbage can and will be shredded and mixed with mayo - Cole's Law"
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"HUGE shout out to Will Smith! With out him we never would have survived the alien attack in '96. Happy Independence Day!"
"It's like my Grandpa used to say ,""The fight with grandma isn't over until I fill her pillow with spiders and she gives me back my teeth."""
"Two lesbians walk into red lobster"
"Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ? The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article."
"Hey Joe, Do you pray before every meal? No Mark, my wife is a good cook."
"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Just look for the fresh prints."
"What type structural support do you make out of phone books? A call-em"
"What do you call a magical creature with a skin disease? A leperchaun."
"Don't forget to celebrate Columbus Day by moving in to someone else's house and telling everyone it's yours, then closing the post office."