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Joke of the Day
"Hey Joe, Do you pray before every meal? No Mark, my wife is a good cook."
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"What do you get when you cross pasta with a snake? Spaghetti that winds itself around your fork."
"I ran over a kid in a John Cena shirt but in my defense, i couldn't see him"
"Got a tattoo of my mom telling me not to get a tattoo"
"Bathroom joke What's the difference between sanctuary and prison? Toilet paper."
"I exercise religiously I go to the gym for an hour on Sunday morning and then don't think about it again for the rest of the week."
"You wouldn't hate anything about yourself if the world hadn't taught you how."
"Our homemade guacamole turned darker green after sitting out for awhile Seems like after hitting the air, it guacsidized."
"One Eskimo said to the other, ""Where is your mother from?"" The second Eskimo says ""Alaska."""
"What do you call a woman who thinks she can do everything a man can do. Carol."