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Joke of the Day
"Hey Joe, Do you pray before every meal? No Mark, my wife is a good cook."
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"""I'm gonna cramp your style."" - Menstruation"
"You have to PAY for a speeding ticket?! I thought it was a reward for beating other drivers.."
"Today I was told a question is a great way to start a conversation. What do you think?"
"Why do we need iron in our diets? Because it's good ferrous."
"Fat Chinese What do you call a Chinese person? A Chink. What do you call a FAT Chinese person? A Chunk."
"Did you hear about the janitor who lost his job at the sperm bank? [dirty] He was caught drinking on the job..."
"M'eal *tips waiter*"
"Why did OP's mom leave the prostitution business? It got too gonor-real"
"What music does a balloon really hate? Pop"