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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars? Ones green and the other is black"

"What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical? A rebel without applause."

"Why do Republicans oppose Gay Marriage AND Obamacare? Because they hate mandates."

"RACIST: im a racist! ME: uh oh RACIST: yea I race cars! ME: oh. I dont think u know what racist means RACIST: & I hate Jews! ME: there it is"

"Ghostbusters is my favorite movie where Bill Murray yells at a giant marshmallow man for stepping on a church."

"What's the difference between batman and a blackman? Batman can go to the store with out robin."

"Why are drug addicts bad at billiards? Because they only pay to shoot up the eight ball"

"You know you're drunk when... ...you get home, put food in the microwave, and then enter your pin number."

"I identify as counter strike, and I find this globally offensive."

"OMG a turtle is coming to kill you, Walk for your life."