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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a magical creature with a skin disease? A leperchaun."
Next Joke
"Every time we take our dog to obedience school I can't help but think about everything that we did wrong when we were training our kids."
"Man: ""Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please"" Waitress: *slaps his face* ""The men I please are none of your damn business!"""
"How do you see if the Ken doll is ticklish? Give him test tickles."
"I love the people in parking lots with ""free kittens"" signs because I too feel that kittens shouldn't be oppressed."
"Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk."
"What do you do with unruly shapes? You put them in prism"
"I watched an exciting documentary about rabbit farmers... it was hare-raising."
"What kind of fish has no father and looks like shit? A Bassturd."
"My wife came back really upset from her doctor's appointment -What did he say my love? -He said we cannot have sex for at least a month... -How that? -He is on vacation in Barbados for a month..."