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Joke of the Day

"Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ? The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article."

"How does Dallas Cowboys fans change a lightbulb? They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was."

"Just ordered a pizza from Papa Johns online ordering system & it asked me if I had any instructions for the driver. Yes, ""Bring weed, bro"""

"What does a man with a big d*ck eat for breakfast? Yeah, I didn't think you'd know..."

"Astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day."

"I hate Christmas. I work throughout the year to afford gifts, and the fat fucker with the beard gets all the credit. Still I suppose it's my fault for marrying her."

"When a man falls asleep next to me, I like to sniff his arm pit. Then he usually gets mad, I have to ride a different bus, it's a big mess."

"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese!!"

"*slips into milk bath* *starts drinking*"

"If you meet someone who believes obesity is genetic, there is a 100% chance they've consumed a #3 at McDonald's in the past 24 hours."