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Joke of the Day

"Who is the KKK's favorite children's character ? The White-Power Ranger I came up with this after reading a cracked article."

"Why did the little boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a car"

"After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to my friends... We work in IT and I tell them that I have successfully installed JAVA. They kind-of hate me."

"I don't normally shit with the door open but I don't want to miss the in flight movie"

"Why can't redneck murder mysteries be solved? Because all the DNA is the same and there are no dental records."

"My investment plan is to accumulate enough of the bank's pens to offset my overdraft fees."

"When you catch your dog eating a dictionary what should you do? Take the words right out of his mouth."

"Thank goodness I'm loud and obnoxious all the time, so my family can't blame it on the alcohol."

"What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient? All porpoise flour."

"So a horse walks into a bar... ...and the bartender asks, ""Hey buddy, why the long face?"" The horse looks up and responds, ""I'm out of the job! Sarah Jessica Parker started doing her own stunts."""