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Joke of the Day
"I called my ex a cow Animal control had to show up"
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"I would've posted a joke about pizza But I forgot it."
"Why didn't Jarred order the meatball sub? Because he didn't like the size of the meatballs."
"Women that say size doesn't matter are just? Shallow"
"I don't have time to babysit ppl's feelings. Speak up. How I'm suppose to know what's wrong with you?"
"What's the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a hooker with diarrhea? The epileptic corn shucker shucks between fits."
"Obesity levels in the U.K. are rapidly declining. They're dropping pounds fast"
"Niece (4): Uncle, what do you get if you mix blue and purple? Me: Blurple. *She walks away satisfied and amazed at all the things I ""know"""
"I passed out on the steps of a synagogue... And woke up in the morning with a heavy Jew on me."
"Why was the scarecrow given an award? Cause he was out standing in his field"