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Joke of the Day
"I called my ex a cow Animal control had to show up"
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"Shredded cheese has officially been banned at grocery stores in the US. President Trump will make America grate again."
"Ladies: The ""silent treatment"" is not a punishment. Try the ""sit next to him and cry and or frown excessively treatment"" instead."
"Wife: y is a penguin w an umbrella in the- Me:*points to dog dressed as batman* so Bark Wayne isnt bored W: M: he needs an arch enemy, Karen"
"I don't mean to brag but I just beat my 5-year-old ten times in a row at air hockey. He sucks."
"What is the Pillsbury doughboy's wife's favorite snack? Doughnuts."
"What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four year old? Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window"
"Shout out to plants for being independent niggas grinding 24/7 for their own food and putting on for the team by helping everyone breathe"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming."
"I wish i could Google anything. I'd type: ""where da fuck iz my phone?"" and it'd be like: ""in da fridge dumbass."""