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Joke of the Day

"I would've posted a joke about pizza But I forgot it."

"Why did the cow return to the marijuana field? It was the pot calling the cattle back."

"If Hitler was alive today and had his own hotel, he would charge for wifi."

"I bought a lamp stand from Ikea... the assistant asked me was I planning on putting it up myself. ""You dirty bastard"" I said, ""It's going in the living room"""

"Why did Waldo wear a striped shirt? He didn't want to be spotted."

"Soup: for when you want to be hungry again in 20 minutes"

"President Obama has done nothing for the people of Ohio. For example they still live there"

"What does D.N.A stand for? National Dyslexic Association"

"Why didn't galactus consume the milky way? He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry."

"Chinese officials are trying to decide whether to spend money on a school or a prison. Finally one of them says: - What are the odds that some of us will go back to high school?"