66014
Joke of the Day
"Women that say size doesn't matter are just? Shallow"
Next Joke
"Just donated a kidney. Hope somebody checks that Goodwill box."
"What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders? The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance"
"CNN reports Hurricane Patricia ""hit luxury resorts and impoverished villages with equal ferocity."" Did they expect wealth-based discernment?"
"China has a new mid-range rocket called the 'Dong Feng'... ...there is another rocket under development called the 'Pon.'"
"Today a man knocked on my door ...and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water."
"So a mushroom walks into a bar.. And the bartender says ""we don't serve your kind here"". The mushroom responds ""Why not? I'm a fungi!"""
"Anyone wanna buy some housing in Baltimore with me? I hear there's a fire sale"
"I hate when job recruiters ask me where I see myself in 5 years. Like come on, dude, I don't have 2020 vision."
"I just pulled over for a siren on the radio so I get it, dogs that bark at tv."