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Joke of the Day

"I don't have time to babysit ppl's feelings. Speak up. How I'm suppose to know what's wrong with you?"

"How do you get a white trash girl to suck your dick? Dip it in ranch dressing."

"I was really pissed at my boyfriend for not calling me all day. Then I remembered he's imaginary. So I'm good."

"What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky? the fam copter"

"I was going to write a joke... but I'm not that funny."

"Left work, txted wife ""Coming homo."" Then I txted her ""Haha whoops, I meant BEcoming homo."""

"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? Cats have claws at the end of their paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."

"Why did the yankee wolf like southern ladies? By the time they said ""I'm not that kind of girl"" they were."

"Why is th earth so mean? Because it has a lattitude problem."

"For sale: one parachute. Only used once, never opened, slight stain."