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Joke of the Day

"Have you seen that clip of the LGBT stripper who's incorporated martial arts into her routine? No? Well if you want to, just Google ""Gypsy Bruce Lee""."

"Did you hear about the comedian who gave an old lady a defective piece of cooking equipment? He's known for his deadpan delivery."

"Political Correctness is out of hand You can't even say ""black paint"" anymore, You have to say ""Tyrone, please paint my fence."""

"How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor? poop."

"I came in second at a Monica Lewinsky look alike competition. . . . . . the judge said I was close, but no cigar."

"The President of Nintendo Died... The ambulance went WII U, WII U, WII U"

"I feel like Donald Trump and Bill Clinton have a $1 bet that Trump can make Hillary president and Bill can make her not president."

"I shoudl not be expected to put my knee on the ground to propose to a woman, the same ground where the animals shit,"

"When you're dead, you have no idea you're dead. It's only difficult for other people..... Much the same as when you're stupid....."

"Woah, woah! Lets see some I.D., Kid! LOLZ!! Just kidding! Press that button and come on in! -Adult Websites"