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Joke of the Day

"The President of Nintendo Died... The ambulance went WII U, WII U, WII U"

"Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand."

"Why did you name your dog karma? She's a bitch."

"What do the Catholic Church and a bucket of shit have in common? Neither supports gay marriage."

"It's not a ""gay"" wedding or a ""straight wedding"" it's a ""waste of money they could have used for a down payment."""

"I broke up with my gym We were just not working out."

"Did you hear about the construction worker that got arrested? He was handling his wood in public."

"""And remember to talk to everyone like they're a 3rd grader."" - flight attendant manual"

"If Billy Joel wrote ""We Didn't Start the Fire"" today, it would be 2 hours."

"People from Wisconsin always make... Cheesy jokes."