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Joke of the Day
"The President of Nintendo Died... The ambulance went WII U, WII U, WII U"
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"[Breakup] Her: We're just different Him: How? Her: Well, you want to hike & camp Him: And? Her: And I want to be a cartoon on the internet"
"What's the most confusing holiday in the hood? Father's day."
"What did Donald Trump say to the thieving immigrant at the RNC? Great speech sweetheart!"
"All I'm saying is that the cheese grater wouldn't have 4 sides if they wanted you to wash it after EVERY use."
"[NSFW] What's the difference between a sex doll and a store mannequin? Persistence."
"Yur mom is so fat When she blow her nose chicken nuggets come out."
"Why don't Jewish men go down on their wife? Because it's too close to the gas chamber"
"Angry feminist told me that men are animals, men are pigs! So I told her that women are equal to men."
"I was in the attic the other day... ...and I found a Christmas present that I meant to give to my daughter a year ago. It's a shame I forgot about it, she always wanted a puppy."