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Joke of the Day

"Political Correctness is out of hand You can't even say ""black paint"" anymore, You have to say ""Tyrone, please paint my fence."""

"John Travolta and Nicolas Cage walk into a bar... The barman says, ""Why the wrong face?"""

"Baby sister told me this one attn Harry Potter fans Sister: ""Harry's godfathers middle name should be 'Lee'"" Me:""wait, whose the godfather?"" Sister: ""Sirius Black"" Took me a minute."

"woman on death row Warden: ""What would you like for your last meal?"" Woman: ""I don't know, what do you want?"""

"Did you hear about the Olympic sprinter who got busted for steroids? Now he's out of the running."

"I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, *look what's telling me that.*"

"""WE HERE AT BIG PHARMA RECOGNIZE THAT WHEN YOU'RE DEPENDENT ON ADDICTIVE OPIOID PAINKILLERS YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM IS YOU CAN'T POOP"""

"Keep death off our roads Drive on the pavement. . ."

"What did the lawyer say when he stepped in dog shit? Help me..... I'm melting"

"There are two types of people in the world... Those that can extrapolate from an incomplete set of data"