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Joke of the Day

"I feel like Donald Trump and Bill Clinton have a $1 bet that Trump can make Hillary president and Bill can make her not president."

"What do gay horses eat? Horse cock"

"There are 10 types of genders in the world... Gender binary, and, well, the joke still makes sense if you didn't get the first part."

"Did you know that every frog used to have at least some polish genes? In fact, they were a tad-pole."

"Wanna hear a joke? Lifetime movies."

"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it."

"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler? A mustache"

"I tried to wear skinny jeans but it squeezed all my flesh into the top half of my body and made me look like a novelty balloon."

"i feel like this year's fibonacci conference will be as big as the last two combined!"

"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts One is $3.50 the other is under a buck."