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Joke of the Day
"I used to think Ronda Rousey was so hot But tonight I saw a total knockout"
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"Why is 10 traumatized forever? Because he was right in the middle of 9-11."
"The US is waking up to news of Brexit 'Vote Leave' win... Bill Clinton leads 'BJ for Prime Minister' calls."
"While falling down an enclosed space that leads to the laundry room, two heterosexual cats hugged eachother in love embracing themselves before their death. It was CHUTE!"
"Get a TATTOO they said! A rock band tattoo would be the BEST they said! Creed will be popular FOREVER they said!"
"Him: Sometimes you can be a little... loud. Me: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT I AM A DELICATE FLOWER"
"What do you call a wine loving horse? Chardon-neigh."
"What do you call glass cookware from Jamaica? Pyrex of the Caribbean"
"Sorry I said ""What is it?"" when you showed me your baby."
"How many ears does Leonard Nimoy have? 3. A left ear, a right ear, and the final frontier."