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Joke of the Day

"What do you call glass cookware from Jamaica? Pyrex of the Caribbean"

"The self-checkout line was invented by a guy who was sent to the store to buy tampons."

"If it's any consolation, Jim Morrison, Biggie Smalls, and Jesus would all have died from natural causes by now."

"How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman? He used a krypton-currency."

"What type of trees do chickens grow on? Poul-trees"

"The elephant asked the camel: ""Why do you have your breasts on your back?"" The camel, clearly irritated, replies: ""What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face."""

"Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for halloween? Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks."

"How did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't wrap his Whopper."

"*Filling out application* Sex: ""no thanks"" Well maybe I should write yes... I really need this job. You know what? Yeah sure I'll take sex."

"Idea: suicide note Mad Libs (""Sad Libs"")"