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Joke of the Day
"If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian... then soviet"
Next Joke
"So I got a piece of ass this morning... my finger slipped through the paper."
"I was yelled at after church today, Apparently ""Jeez and crackers"" is not an appropriate name for the Eucharist."
"I'm so sleepy I feel like I can sleep through to next year"
"Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One."
"I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !"
"Why are waiters terrible pornstars? They only want the tip"
"A wife in big doses is poison, in small doses medicine."
"Just found out that my cat, Jellybeans, is just an old bag of jellybeans. Still love him so much."
"I suffer from Insomnia On the bright side; only 12 more sleeps til Christmas."