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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One."

"A father and son were watching a movie together The son says ""Daddy I'm scared. Is that woman going to die?"" And the father replied with ""Well, I don't know son. That is a pretty big horse cock."""

"What does a vulture bring onto a plane? Carrion luggage"

"To the people who will be posting 9/11 jokes this month: Please don't do it. Making jokes about 9/11 is just **plane** wrong. ~~dontkillmeforthis~~"

"This fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined"

"Here's a dirty joke A clown in the mud."

"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting millions of illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan"

"Just got a call from the wife saying she'd broken the wing mirror. Just got a call from the wife saying she'd broken the wing mirror. I asked ""How the hell did you do that""? ""The car rolled on it""."

"I went to see my Dentist to have a tooth pulled, but he was on holiday. The guy standing in for him refused to do it. He said he was only filling in."

"Did you hear about the guy who had a really short temper because of his botched sex change? He was always going around half-cocked."