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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a robotic prostitution ring? Nuts and bolts."
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"With all the division in this country, I wanted to reach out... ...and tell my Latin friends ""Feliz ano nuevo!"""
"they say if you love something let it go but tell that to my dead husband I dropped into a volcano from this helicopter and he'd disagree"
"What did the voltage say to the current? What's up, ohmie?"
"Cookies Two cookies are in an oven. The first cookie says ""is it hot in here or is it just me?"" The second cookie says ""holy shit! A talking cookie"""
"I recently stopped sending monthly payments to my exorcist... Because of that my house was repossessed"
"Two wrongs don't make a right. But three lefts do!"
"I'm gonna get a tattoo of me getting a tattoo of me getting a tattoo. Inkception."
"What do you call a trespassing camper? Criminal intent"
"Being bitten by a radioactive spider made Peter Parker suddenly fluent in karate & gymnastics...you know, just like a real spider."